Black Apple Cloud!

I have a black cloud following me. Apparently I'm not meant to have any sort of an I-device. My iPads been missing for over a month and that time I dropped my phone and shattered the screen. Well this weekend I was waiting for a text back while on a boat on the St. Croix and yup you guessed it my phone went it. It still works slightly. The guy at verizon just thinks its my screen so we shall see tomorrow. But until I get my phone back and working there won't be a post.